Your Songs Remind Me Of Swimming

So, Mitch McConnell is definitely dead, right? This incident of hiding a corpse away to preserve power sure is a test run of what they're going to do when Dementia Hitler kicks it, which feels like any week now with how quickly his body and mind are deteriorating

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

capitalist polycule

this is what people mean when they talk about unethical polyamory

This makes me giggle. Garfunkel my ass.

This. Completely this.

Perfect analogy. Except for using potatoes as the food. Eating only potatoes for years sounds like my wet dream.

It's fun to imagine ships between your OCs that aren't "canonically" together. I am my own fandom, I get to play the dolls

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.