50% fandom, 50% sarcasm

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Oh wow, this actually is a soap opera. That’s insane.

hulu i will never watch your stupid little show. manscaped i will never buy your dick and ball products. bots looking for a sugar baby $5000 weekly allowance we can talk later this just isn't a good time for me rn

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

i think putting some dumb shit or even just being rude on a stranger's post should be a punishable offense

last night we were on a call and indy was stalking my blog saw this and asked if this person was in my server and i had to explain to them that no this person is a stranger their addition was just so fucking funny that i didn't care

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

looking back through old nintendo directs and i don't think anything is ever going to match the unintentional hilarity of nintendo delaying the uk broadcast that one time because they had the incredibly unfortunate coincidence of revealing the title "tears of the kingdom" right after queen elizabeth died. can you imagine what sort of meetings they had to have about that one.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared