50% fandom, 50% sarcasm

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes!

"Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh ... drilldo?"

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

describing where everyone’s standing during that dialogue and adding action tags? impossible.

This is just the beginning—more details are coming soon!

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

I just used safety scissors to cut bread into a circle because we were out of buns and I thought it would taste better in a circle. Please, for the love of god, dream bigger.

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets