The Zing-Zang-Zepper of Dr. Pepper

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

You have no idea how much this is making me laugh.

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

Little freaks

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical