The Zing-Zang-Zepper of Dr. Pepper

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

mamdani feels like he comes from the spider man universe does that make sense

i want to provide him with a bowl of pasta with pesto

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter