The Zing-Zang-Zepper of Dr. Pepper

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

@animals-with-fan-art

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life