祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
ojovivo
Andulka
izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
Today's Document
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taylor price
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@queensroyaltrashpile
Key:
#fave = posts that make me laugh
#super fave = posts that make me bust a gut
#save for later = useful things
#about me = things that describe me
#sponsored = amazing sponsor ads i come across
#things that make me aroace = weird romance shit
#troglodyte behavior = stupid people doing stupid things
Will update as i make more
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this gif lives in my head rent free, I just imagine an image of Bad Luck Brian flashing in my head anytime something mildly unfortunate happens to me
these are basically turning into my video diaries
happy 4th to her
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
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Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today
The Vatican responded Thursday to a traditionalist society that consecrated bishops without the pope's consent, declaring the Society of St.
Leo isn't fucking around he excommunicated the Bishops, the priests, and any parishioner who continues to adhere to the society.
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
You don’t know me
There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!
But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!
This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).
Anyway this is a post about fandom.
I HATE WHITE BOYS
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The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk
We Are One step Closer
someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust
congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post
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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
