the fuckeng ...... bobots 🤖

it's like i have some sort of a disorder...

no... that can't be it. i need to consult the ancient tomes again

it says right here i just need that robot bouncing and moaning on it and i'll be fine

unrestrained summer fun

@allofthebeanz

There was really no winning that one

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

I’m weak y'all istg

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

unfortunate pair of facts: 1] however good a piece of advice is, if it's spoken in a way that feels condescending, dismissive or otherwise annoying then the mind will naturally be inclined to reject it, often even if the advice is on some level understood to be sound, and 2] it's so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so incredibly shockingly difficult not to be annoying while giving someone advice