milf queen appreciation blog

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

It was a clitorical question

getting turned on by being understood

getting hot and bothered by not having to explain myself

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

I’m not risking it

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

To everyone who sees this bc of my dumb ass im sorry but I already have bad enough luck as it is sooo say hi to Madame Zeroni

Never seen this lady before, but not gonna risk it 🤷‍♂️

I have no idea who this lady is, but I’m just going to reblog just to be safe.

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.