milf queen appreciation blog

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

“potentially mature content” Well that’s just my gay friend

on the gay friend website no less

“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.

The unalloyed joy of getting dizzy and getting up and falling back down repeatedly without injury or feeling SICK I remember it and this body will never feel it again but I love to see it

put your child in the centrifuge to get the giggles out

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user