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it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

am i just to unique, do i not pay enough attention or is there really no fictional character that reminds me of me?

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.