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Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

Gay broke sober king 🤴

my super sustainable bmw

this shit is something to me man. i love you