I found a blogging site

“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”

male characters have flirt options with veronica. female couriers do not.

while youre away from vegas, a runner comes up to you with a message. you read it and find out the king was ambushed and has died, oh no! you become the head of the kings

vulpes inculta is marked as essential. caesar is marked as essential. easy pete is marked as essential

julie farkas is actually evil! she runs inhumane experiments on freesiders! you have to kill her, and then you become the leader of the followers of the apocalypse. also, the followers are badass soldiers for some reason.

everyone in vault 3 is always hostile. there is no speech check at the beginning.

upon completion of How Little We Know, you become the manager of gomorrah and leader of the omertas, just because

if you bring swank three pieces of evidence detailing benny’s actions, swank solemnly says, “now aint that a kick in the head”

vipers? jackals? fiends? i think you mean raiders, raiders, and also raiders

selling arcade into slavery nets you bad karma but is ultimately considered the “good ending” for arcade

you go to the great khans in red rock canyon and they ask you to clear out a camp of three (3) ncr troopers. you become the leader of the great khans.

all the white gloves are hostile to you unless you have the cannibal perk, for whatever reason. once you kill them all, you become the owner of the ultra-luxe

goodsprings has victor’s shack and easy pete’s bed. you have to build the rest of the town yourself

upon completion of the main quest, if you sided with the legion, caesar fears you have surpassed even him, and orders you killed. you kill caesar, and take control of the legion. you own new vegas

upon completion of the main quest, if you sided with the ncr, president kimball thinks youre a swell guy and gives you control of the ncr. you own new vegas

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.

Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.

But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.

Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…

He made short work of that.

I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.

Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.

Jackpot.

Don’t give me that face. 

“My family has a white donkey. We got a farm right outside of Corvallis, I was born there actually… ‘El Burro Blanco.’”

7 Psychological Life Hacks You Can Use In Everyday Situations

These ingenious mental tricks can influence others and give your own mind an edge.

1. Assume a power pose by dislocating all of your fingers while people watch: Whether you’re trying to impress a boss or inspire your fellow employees, wrenching your fingers out of their sockets one by one will make everybody take notice. Psychologists believe that humans instinctively expect people not to bend their digits backwards with a sickening pop, and people assume anyone confident enough to mangle their own hands belongs in a position of authority.

2. Use your body language to tell other people that you’re thinking about stealing a pineapple: If your knees are pointed straight ahead, people will subconsciously pick up on the fact that you’re thinking about buying a pineapple legally. But if your knees are tilted inward, everyone near you will make the connection that you want to burgle a single pineapple from the grocery store.

3. While riding a city bus, pull the string to assert your dominance over the driver: It’s very common to feel nervous in social situations on buses, and the driver might try to take advantage of you by not stopping when you want to get off the bus. By pulling the string, you can turn an enemy into a friend and make the bus driver stop whenever you want. This is just using innate human behavior to your advantage!