just a silly goofy guy

Tylenol is the people's princess

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet