miscellaneous stuff

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

ooh I get it now. this world wasn’t meant for me

had a dream jacksepticeye came out as nonbinary and changed his stuff to jacksepticthey