Why wait to be spectacular?

im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.

who wants to start trading goods for goods again

And yet… they neglect both.

1- hes hoping people are wowed by big numbers and dont do the math 2- logically then he -should- be paying 10 times that if he paid at the same rate as his own workers 3- so he, by himself, should be paying in taxes roughly the GDP of portugal while keeping the vast ammount of his wealth but is pissy that he gives up even 5% like its a grave personal sacrifice that will hurt his plans

Like call us when your tax rate is 99.9% and maybe we’ll give you a star sticker then, Musky.

you never realize how old a show is until you get to an episode where the A plot boils down to “hipsters am i right folks??”

the characters in happy endings have non-specific professional jobs in chicago that leaves them endless time to day drink

just kidding about not realizing how old this show is because of the hipster episode, the real tell was the first shot of the interior of alex’s boutique

This show thinks I care about David and Alex’s “Will They/Won’t They” stuff but for that to happen they would need to give Alex a personality

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilarious

we said “we’ll stay here until staff removes all of the content and the site becomes completely unusable” & staff said ok the tigerfuckers go first

the statements “this is a deeply concerning demonstration of censorship” and “they banned #girl lmaoooooo” are not mutually exclusive

Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔

In an unprecedented turn of events—after centuries of division, Apple Incorporated has single-handedly mended the Great Schism and resolved the East-West crisis of 1054.

It began as it will end: with an apple