the door squelches open

One of the best posts

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

i want a poster-sized print of this to hang on my wall

don’t we all

again

^every pharmacist ever hired

being half Italian makes you more Italian than usual like the genes get stronger somehow

i think thats called homeopathy

tumblr is fun because you can make a shitpost like "using my horoscope to determine how many times I'm going to take a long piss today" and someone will reply with a very serious paragraph of how to check if you have bladder or prostate issues and before you can tell them you were just playing around and weren't being serious someone replies "I'm a pisces (pronounced as piss ease)"