I am the wizurd

love handles are such a great concept. yeah, i got the fuck grips on me. what else is this for

Today’s Friday, though.

I call this professional pettiness.

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

Muad’[dabs]

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

What the FUCK!? MAX BROOKS!??!?

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness