he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler
Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle

Origami Around

if i look back, i am lost
taylor price

oozey mess

Kaledo Art

romaā
Aqua Utopiaļ½ęµ·ć®åŗć§čØę¶ćē“”ć
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
todays bird
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
Show & Tell

tannertan36

#extradirty
ojovivo
Peter Solarz
Keni
will byers stan first human second
seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Ukraine
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
seen from Ukraine
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Bangladesh
@quarterkea
he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
My friends laugh at me but like, my actual dream meet cute is meeting a femme in Ikea who is like āOh no, I want to buy all this furniture but I donāt know how to build itā and I get to (butchly) say āOh Iāll come build it for you, I love building Ikea furnitureā and then we go back to hers and she drinks wine while watching me build Ikea furniture with my set of 30 interchangeable screwdrivers and also she shows me her cat
anon i'm a little in love with you and i want this for you so bad
reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and itās just
I am sorry but I just CANāT
still my favourite on set story ever
I still canāt believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!!Ā
the Fjellowship of the Ring
Do You Own A Blahaj?
Yes
No

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Blahaj in a suit
Just occurred to me that when you go to Ikea you don't have to limit yourself to one lap. You can go around a second time.
You can go around a second time, but is the temptation worth it
What is even the point of Ikea if you don't talk yourself into 3 new kitchen gadgets and an unnecessary blahaj
Lots of passionate defenders of the necessity of blahaj in the notes
Wtf is a blahaj????
Ikea is a place of transition, a journey, a source of light and comfort, but also strife. Ikea contains the universe. Harness that power to
i have literally no idea how i feel about this but i feel it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos
people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again
Lesson learned: attempting to use a very delicate stencil on roughly textured walls is a recipe for disaster
They took in some people from a clothing store next door too. The employees could have gone home but couldnāt bring themselves to kick the customers out into the snow because some of them had an impossible three hours drive home and would have gotten stuck on the road in their cars so the employees and their boss opted to stay.
The woman who reported on the incident trekked alone through piles of snow on foot. She couldnāt bring a cameraman so everything was filmed with a small handheld camera.
They ate food from the cafeteria (meatballs of course), watched a Christmas show and football before getting to pick any bed they wanted in the store. In the morning they were served cinnamon buns and coffee/tea.
Just a cute little story to brighten your day.
[ID: the sentences"Painting your nails" and āJust girly thingsā superimposed over a picture of a hand applying pink nail polish to a metal nail on a table. /End ID]

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
going to ikea will fix me
Garden is coming along nicely, had to re-stake my tomatoes and cucumbers. Makes a nice WFH space.
For those asking: the dinosaurs were 80% off last halloween so i got them for like $20 each and using them to give the snap peas something to grow on and I putĀ āThe one on the end with the dinosaursā on delivery instructions so now they have much less difficulty finding my place.Ā I also have a couple fruit trees on the other, shittier porch but Mom called withĀ āI started potatoes and wildflowers and melons and romaine and beans and milkweed and radishes for you!ā So I might need to reorganize again to figure out where all these are gonna live.
Husbeast came out and asked "More salad?" With a certain level of dismay because I have been hacking the salad bar back every week and he's not used to this level of produce and. Sweetie. We're not even into the crops proper yet. We got:
Cucumbers
Broccolini
Watermelon
Spaghetti squash
Butternut squash
Carrots
Strawberries
Corn
Juvenile Mourning Dove (were not going to eat him but he lives under the shitty porch and is very cute)
The cherries might already be ripe ??
Wait there's an image limit hang on
The columnar apple trees, which won't fruit until 2022, but are notorious over-producers for thier size.
The pallisade peach, which is frankly, showing off. This isn't even half the fruit it's trying to produce. Gonna have to prop it's spindly ass up all summer.
The snap peas which are doing a great job climbing the dinosaurs
And the mixed greens, butter lettuce, red lettuce, spinach and bok choy in the salad bar.
And the four tomato plants.
And the lemon.
And the herbs.
And the onions, if I can figure out how and when to harvest them.
And the Swiss chard.
And the- *checks email* - honeydew melons, romaine lettuce, radishes, green beans, three kinds of potatoes, two kinds of sweet potatoes, another tomato and a mandrin orange mom wants to foist on me.
Husbeast is going to learn all about fresh produce.