Fortune favors the brave, dude.

inside joke with myself that nobody else finds funny

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

There was really no winning that one

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

hi oh no sorry i dont mean to disturb you but i was just in the parking lot and i wanted to um just let you know that somebody put an illustration of a young woman making a porno face on your vehicle