Fortune favors the brave, dude.

sometimes a family is a man on the run from his past, his dark passenger, and their adopted daughter who they accidentally orphaned. btw.

missing a turn because google maps fails so badly to pronounce spanish street names, a regular occurrence

anyway i crossed the river which i don't usually do and it's so sad. It's not bone dry like it was a couple weeks ago but it's like. Puddles. Not a flowing river.

Kenny almost got bagged like groceries and he's in the wrong somehow??

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone