Fortune favors the brave, dude.

optimization makes so many things better and safer and easier, but we also lose so much sauce and juice. like how every car now is a ridiculous jelly bean because it's all crumple zone so you can flip your car 6 times going 80 mph and walk away from the accident, but the price you pay is that your car is a big dumb jelly bean, and we will never look as cool as they did in the 70s, when 1 milliom people died every day bc they got distracted lighting their daughter's cigarette for her and drove their 10,000 pound oldsmobile cutlass through the steel railing of a bridge and instantly sank to the bottom of a river

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

inside joke with myself that nobody else finds funny

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn