Fortune favors the brave, dude.

age gap 🤤🤤 unbalanced power dynamic 🤤🤤🤤🤤

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

sometimes a family is a man on the run from his past, his dark passenger, and their adopted daughter who they accidentally orphaned. btw.

it's thousand yard stare summer

optimization makes so many things better and safer and easier, but we also lose so much sauce and juice. like how every car now is a ridiculous jelly bean because it's all crumple zone so you can flip your car 6 times going 80 mph and walk away from the accident, but the price you pay is that your car is a big dumb jelly bean, and we will never look as cool as they did in the 70s, when 1 milliom people died every day bc they got distracted lighting their daughter's cigarette for her and drove their 10,000 pound oldsmobile cutlass through the steel railing of a bridge and instantly sank to the bottom of a river

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass