Wyman The Walrus

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

They are punishing this mannequin

I didn't even know that was possible

don't worry, slenderman ..... i collected your pages . and i have to say, your fanfiction is actually pretty good ....... don't be ashamed, slenderman ..........

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

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That's 100% on Andy Burnham.

Being a Scottish nationalist is easy, because the so-called unionists don’t ever have our back when our democracy faces external threats.

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

i had to transcribe it

Launch my child

these people have lost the plot