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oh gideon nav is the lesbian of ALL TIME. sheβll explain how hot every woman she meets is and how their eyes seem to pin her down and how a blush runs up to her cheeks whenever they look at her and she canβt say no to them
and then at the end of the paragraph sheβll be like βoh and some sort of man was also present. he was a little bitch.β
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyoneβs dick and it doesnβt even come close
Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.
I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".
Every day I receive further vindication
i was gonna say "theres literally an old collegehumor sketch about this" but i misremembered and it was actually about grant and keith from try guys, a third identical lanky white man
Currently thinking about these kind of posts again
Via cid_dwyer
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My stuffies
iβll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
"A corpse is talking"
Project hail mary X Chainsaw man
In the words of Norville Rogers: βZoinks, Scoob.β
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the undead, the undying, the unrelenting
writing tip #4219:
it all comes back to that novel you wrote in 2003
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as
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