Elephant Bitterhead

It’s important to learn to avoid people who are solely focused on destroying lives, when you find somebody who has interests outside of destroying lives you can do fun stuff like go swimming and visit a cheese cave. people who aren’t into destroying lives sometimes cultivate idiosyncratic personal interests and preferences for things like the different frequencies of bells ringing, because they haven’t been preoccupied with destruction

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious