SET PHASERS TO STUNNING

As you get older you may find yourself crying over animated movies at times you never cried over them before, like just an example, the Incredibles, as the plane was getting hit by missiles and Helen was yelling at Violet to make a forcefield, and you think to yourself "they are just kids and this is the scariest and worst thing that has ever happened to them and she must be so scared and this is important but thinking about that kind of pressure and she's so SCARED :'((". Just an example.

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

sarek is such a spones shipper it drives me nuts

out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

If you ever want to have a horrible time, go on ebay and search “star trek mask”….