SET PHASERS TO STUNNING

out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

If you ever want to have a horrible time, go on ebay and search “star trek mask”….

#rickman has the tragic bearing of a man aware that there’s a fanlore page devoted entirely to his character’s dick #this is a dude who has been asked to autograph zines with names like “purple mountain majesties” #he gives iconic performances of shakespeare knowing 20% of his audience is thinking about the mak'tar triple prostate hypothesis #galaxy quest (via @deadpanwalking)

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

I can see Quark wearing these

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today