Quantum Cartographer

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

it takes so many goddamn fluids to keep everything running. gross.

which is why i'm not a mechanical engineer. they like it that way, all those lubricants. perverts.

one thing LLMs and people have in common is if you ask them "why did you do that" even their sincere answer will often be complete garbage confabulated after the fact.

And the answers would be vastly improved by a prefix "I don't remember, but I'd guess..."

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

It's time to check on Nipton again

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

SEE HER FABULOUS!!!

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

this is extremely good because he’s an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!

He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too.