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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaĂŠ collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasnât caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? Theyâre in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŚ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŚ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŚ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŚâŚ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŚ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŚ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⌠Actually âŚ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
âŚ.
âŚoh my godâŚ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⌠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŚ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŚ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
You know. Just one of those posts
ITS REAL! CANT NOT REBLOG! ME LIFE IS COMPLETE!
I am suspicious.
Well I must test this out.
Nothing is happening, wait
AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS BACK!! ITS ON MT DASH AGAIN!!!
I need to do this lmao
This is amazing. đ¤ŠđđĽ°
Where did he go?

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.
From raindovemodel
This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this
I just want to point out the core of what the diffuser did in this conversation
They recognized that the mother was also expressing a vulnerable truth about herself - that she felt like a bad mother because her child was expressing gender feelings she wasnât equipped to help with - and met her where she was, a concerned parent with limited information - to point her where she should be heading, research and resources.
Im going to make more of an effort to stop reflexively pushing people away when they express biases and make more of an effort to hear the underlying fears when i can
âitâs easier to love ourselves when we feel loved as ourselvesâ
damn that is so powerful though
Feline DionÂ
(via)
When you finally get the puppy you always wanted. (via alyssalauren)
Itâs Gwen and Raph đđđ
Who's there!
7.7.20
I find a lot of arguably mean things funny, but thereâs a special place in my heart for hardcore hipsters who insist they love tea despite having no idea how to brew it and just choking down that hot bitter disaster while insisting itâs Godâs gift to man
My man Tanser over here gulping back scalding mugs of $40/oz organic loose leaf white tea that he steeped for half an hour before his holistic underwater basket weaving course at Lord Wiffletonâs Combination Waffle House And Taco Bell: I dunno I just prefer it over coffee I guess Iâm just different
Okay, Iâm getting questions so hereâs whatâs up.
Y'all are thinking of the water as n ingredient- what you gotta do is think of it like an oven.
Think about baking cookies- you can have all the best ingredients, all the perfect measurements, all the right consistency- but if the oven is too hot or you leave the dough in for the wrong amount of time, you donât have cookies, you have sludge or charcoal.
With tea, the water is the oven.
White and green teas are delicate and prone to scalding- IE, the cookies burn easy. Put the water to a low boil, with small bubbles- tiny, like pinheads- and pour the water onto your leaves in the teapot to steep for 1-2 minutes- one teaspoon of tea per cup of water. Then strain the tea without squeezing the leaves- squeezing and crushing releases more of the natural tannins, which are healthy for you but taste bitter.
Likewise, the shape of the leaf can alter the taste- whole leaf teas are more expensive and take longer to steep, but have a subtle, pleasant taste that can have a lot of layers to it.
Read which are granular and crushed up are called Fannings- theyâre typically cheaper, as theyâre the castings that come from whole leaf tea processing, and they steep faster, but they also turn bitter easily and cloud the teaâs color. Fannings usually have a strong, bold flavour compared to whole leaf variations, but lack complexity.
Next are oolong teas- oolong teas come from the same plant as white and green teas, as well as black tea. The difference between the four is the oxidization of the plant- the Tea plant.
Oxidization is the process that causes the leaf to change color- white teas are the least oxidized and black teas are the most oxidized.
An oolong is a tea leaf that isnât quite oxidized enough to be called a black tea. It usually has a reddish color to it, and can steep any color from amber to deep red. It also has a good but of caffeine in it, and a more bitter taste than green or white tea. I personally enjoy oolongs because the ones sold in my area tend to have a sort of woodsy-fireplace kind of taste.
To prepare an oolong, take one teaspoon of leaf per cup of water, and bring your water to a medium boil- the bubbles should be the size of the tip of your finger, no bigger. Pour the water onto the leaf and steep for 3-5 minutes.
Again, be sure not to squeeze the leaves while straining.
Black tea is the most oxidized leaf, and also contains the highest concentration of caffeine.
Black tea is also sturdy and hard to bruise, so to prepare it, you can bring the water to a full rolling boil and steep it around 4-5 minutes.
Black teas also tastes the most bitter of all the variations Iâve listed, so be aware of that. Depending on how theyâre processed, though, they can have a wide range of warm, smoky flavors.
The darker the leaf, the longer it usually needs to steep, and the more bitter it is, but the more caffeine it has.
The smaller the leaf, the cheaper, faster, and stronger the flavor, but also less subtle the taste.
Good green teas are typically bright, vibrant green.
White tea, contrary to the name, produces pale yellowish or greenish tea.
Herbal teas are 1 to 1.5 teaspoons per cup of water, at a rolling boil, and should usually steep at Least 5 minutes.
Again, contrary to the name, Herbal Tea isnât technically Tea, as it doesnât actually contain Leaves from the Tea plant- these are called tisanes by detail-oriented nerds like me.
Herbal teas can be made of anything from dried fruits to flowers to vegetables, spices, and garden herbs, and donât have any caffeine unless intentionally added.
Herbal tea also doesnât release the tannins that green, oolong, and black do, so it doesnât typically turn bitter with time.
Do be careful not to steep too long, though, because it can turn too strong and pungent to drink.
Each tea blend is different, and is specifically designed to be prepared a certain way to get the intended taste, so these guidelines will vary from tea to tea, but the important thing is that you find something you genuinely enjoy.
It doesnât matter if what you like is some fancy expensive matcha or a cheap dollar store chai; as long as you enjoy it, thereâs no wrong choice.
To beat the metaphor: Please donât force yourself to eat burnt cookies!
Enjoy what you put in your food hole
Is this a bad time to point out that sometimes it is enjoyable to drink burnt tea because it is has that particularly tanniny bitterness that overwhelms all other flavors?
Hey my friendo as long as thatâs the recipe you crave

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I love them
vital science
do you perchance have any pictures of the thing on garage, also for science?
the first pic on the upper left is whatâs on the garage, and to be clear itâs literally set up shop on the lining above the garage. like. metal siding material. it sprang up really quick and is shedding spores everywhere, so my (kinda hopeful) guess is that itâs Stemonitis, the chocolate tube slime mold, which forms something that kinda looks like this when it gathers itself up to fruit, and if itâs a slime mold it would explain how the hell it managed to annex a shallow vertical dent in a piece of siding around 10-12 feet off the ground. if itâs a chocolate tube slime, itâll have a preference for rotting wood and stuff, meaning that it might have come from the mulch next to the garage, but like. wow, thatâs a long way to crawl. i could see the logic of a collection of a few thousand brain cells deciding to get somewhere high up to Nut tho lmao
anyway. those are my thoughts about what alien appendage possibly be Nutting above our garage but as of now itâs still a mystery
t-they can CRAWL???
Redirecting...
yes.
some notes about this video:
1. the slime theyre studying is called physarum, which is kind of the go-to genus for studying slime molds. that being said, there are about 700 species of these dudes known to science. theyâre typically detrivores that crawl around on the forest floor looking for rotting stuff and bacteria to eat.
2. the thing on my garage wouldnt have looked like that while it was crawling around; slime molds have stages where they crawl around and eat and stages where they get together to change their bodily shape into reproductive structures/fruiting bodies that give off spores. the thing above my garage would be the fruiting body part of the life cycle
3. when they talk about slime mold intelligence, thatâs 100% a thing. slime mold computers, where you train a slime mold to carry out simple calculations, are a really interesting theoretical type of bio computer thats being researched (look up âphysarum computersâ), purely because they do whats in the video where they stretch themselves out and pick a direction to go in to find food, which theoretically is a thing that needs a certain amount of memory and âintellegenceâ in the decision-making sense to carry out. they can solve mazes and stuff like that, too
4. âis it a fungus, a plant, or an animal??â good question. it is vibing, is what it is. physiologically itâs a single-celled sac of nuclei in most cases. the scientific family name is âmyxomycetesâ, so like, theres that. that being said, mycologists (people who study fungi) have studied them the most, but like seriously, theyâre vibing
Weird. đ cool
Thereâs a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like
âYouâre excited to go to the park!â
âOh, it makes you mad that we canât go outside.â
And then when the babies get a little bit older the parents can say
âYou seem upset. Are you sad?â
âAre you excited that gramma is coming over today?â
Which lets the kid (who is learning to utilize speech) respond with yes or no, which may prompt more questions, like
âSo you arenât sad, are you angry?â
âYes, does it make you happy when gramma is here?â
And then, finally, when the child is learning to use language in a more complex way, the parents can say,
âHow does it make you feel?â
âWhy are you feeling like that?â
And itâs all about teaching emotional awareness. I really reccomend using the process on yourself. Learn to ask, âam I happy?â âAm I sad?â âAm I anxious?â
Then practice identifying, out loud or on paper if you can, âIâm happy.â âIâm upset.â âIâm sad.â âIâm anxious.â
Final step: âWhy am I feeling anxious? Iâm still thinking about that awkward conversation earlier.â âWhy am I happy? Itâs such a beautiful day outside.â âWhy am I sad? None of my friends are responding to my messages.â
It really helps you notice patterns (âIâm more likely to be happy when Iâm around this person.â âWhen I havenât eaten, I often feel angry.â âIf I donât plan ahead, I get anxious.â) which is the first step in avoiding things and people that are bad for you and encouraging things and people that are good.
Basically donât forget that youâre just a baby who got more complicated.
Not sure how to articulate what you are feeling? Try starting at the middle and working your way out to the more specific feelings!
A lot of therapy Iâve been to has just been teaching me how to do exactly this
Platonic Solids and its nets.
Theyâre doing crunches. You know, to stay in shape.
All polygons are just spheres but not yet
yes⌠YES
fucking incredible
GUYS LOOK WHATâS RIGHT BELOW IT
GUYS
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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donât lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?Â
âOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.âÂ
Iâm not asexual but Iâm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexâŚ
I mean.Â
âWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.â
âFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.âÂ
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. Â So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying âWeâll tell you the winning lotto numbers.â
Them: âWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~â Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this yearâs Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox Newsâs Tucker Carlson.
Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Foxâs conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a âmoronâ and angrily told him: âGo fuck yourself.â
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Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!