What am I doing here

MY DAD HAS AGREED TO CALL ME ROBIN FUCK YEAH

EYYYYY!

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

Woke up today and groaned at a few people being Wrong on the Internet. Clocked into writing center orientation from 10:00-12:00. Fascist insurrection stormed the Capitol.

Fucked up yet predictable that this post stays relevant

Went to school today, presented on “Why snails are good pets” in my Logic class. After that we went to lunch and some girl spilled her lunch on the ground. Apparently some new virus was discovered last week, hopefully it won’t be a big deal. 

We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines

i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point

Hey dude! What the fuck!

i hereby predict something to do with kangeroos and a life-threatening asteroid sometime around october

please don’t do this to us harmony please im begging you

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY HAS SPOKEN

BILL NYE IS THE ICON THAT WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

Lmao all of the moods

why is this so fucking funny

Zero self awareness yet they want to pull statistics out of their assholes

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school… it’s up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds It’s Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point

@fernlom

Pretty much

why do homework when you can spend half an hour staring at the wall and making a massive world-building story