if you can't be unafraid, be afraid and happy.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

The avatar franchise is about the lengths white men will go to be allowed to have dreads

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

when stranger things s5 has been out for months and it should have been a 50k word character study about Steve Harrington seeing vampire!Eddie and coming to terms with his bisexuality

god 1410 ilya is literally so lit up inside. he’s so so endlessly charmed by shane’s huffy little face when he pretends to leave after getting off and he is so fucking smug satisfied at the payoff of putting his big body over shane’s to soothe the sting and say you think i am asshole? and shane says i KNOW you’re an asshole. and ilya gets to say i would not leave you like that. even though he’s an asshole and shane knows he’s an asshole. because shane likes it so much tooooooo 🤩

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

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