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i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago