Let me check my citrus pocket

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”