Who in the heck is letting guys post these profile pictures in their dating apps?! Who wants to swipe?!?! You in a car??? Congrats??? Like I donât know what to say to that

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Who in the heck is letting guys post these profile pictures in their dating apps?! Who wants to swipe?!?! You in a car??? Congrats??? Like I donât know what to say to that

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I just started watching Sex and the City and I literally canât stand anyone except Samantha. Theyâre all not great but at least Samantha supports her friends.
I need shakira, Karol g, taylor swift and Dolly Parton to collab stat
Iâll settle for combos of the above
Shakira and taylor or Shakira and dolly first
This drink is starting to taste like I delete someone from a group chat
Memes and s**t
Nothing warms my cold dead heart like someone messaging me a meme or video out of the blue...like awwww I love that these penguins falling or this dog in a Tux made you think of me â¤ď¸đ˘đđđ

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Jolene
Okay so you have Dolly Partonâs Jolene and then the like cumbia version with Chiquis and Becky G.....but like WHERE IS MY VERSION WITH ALL THREE OF THEM?!?!?!?!?!?
And if they want Shakira to chime in like Iâm here for it
you can tell from her eyes how offended she is and yet she gives such an incredibly eloquent response. shakira is an angel sent by god himself. bless her.
she is literally a genius, takes college classes for fun, knows five languages fluently, made a non-profit as a young woman that helps poor children in Colombia many  afro-colombian, can play four instruments, and she is literally an angel who has a pure heart like thank u for being born like i can go on and onÂ
such grace in the face of such disrespect
Drinking
Before drinking: I wonât say the thing because itâs probably not nice
1 drink: Iâll say the thing to someone so I just get it off my chest and I donât accidentally say it
2 drinks: hm âyouâre kinda annoyingâ is a lot nicer than âshut up I canât stand youâ and then a bunch of expletives
3 drinks: you know what i donât care im gonna say the thing YOLO
Instead of just sighing I wish it was socially acceptable to just scream at the top of your lungs when youâre frustrated
The real question: if I buy my drink from the bar in all change am I the epitome of a college student or a nuisance????

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Kinda wanna finish the semester kinda wanna drop out and become s sheep farmer in another country
Weâve hit the point in the semester where âIâm fineâ really just means I havenât been double fisting Red Bull and espresso
I should start a running total of what people think I say when I say Uruguay. The current top options are:
Hawaii
Norway
âHuh one more timeâ
Who votes that I should put âknows all the princess diaries by heartâ on my resume because I feel like that says a lot about me as a person
Anyone else experience that one issue when youâre bilingual and forget a word in one language but remember it in the other so youâre running around screaming SERVILLETA and explaining how to use a napkin???? No one else just me?? Cool

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Just watched that Dumplinâ movie on Netflix. 10000% started it for the Dolly Parton songs but 1000000% loved every minute of it! Would highly recommend
I sometimes forget how much I love Cavani but then I see him and Iâm like thatâs my guy!!