They made a show called âThe T wordâ which essentially was the same as âThe L wordâ but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.

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They made a show called âThe T wordâ which essentially was the same as âThe L wordâ but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.

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This video didn't have subtitles, so I extracted the Chinese transcript and translated it into English. I hope it's accurate because I translated it from the internet
Wang Qing / Chris:
The Lord of Pride cast divine punishment without restraint,
simply to enjoy the cries of mortals.
As the world gradually withered away,
he, bearing the last glimmer of hope,
set out without hesitation on a journey to avenge his dearest friends.
Welcome to the special festival program, âclick LINK!â
Iâm your host, Chris.
Today, Iâve invited one of the most talked-about duos of this festival.
Would our guests please say hello to the audience?
Vein: Hello, Iâm Vein.
Lu Guang: Iâm Lu Guang.
Wang Qing:
You two seem a little reserved.
Is there a reason for that?
Vein:
Yeah.
I wonder why.
Such a hard mystery to solve.
Wang Qing:
Thatâs completely different from the atmosphere of your performance, âUnforgiven.â
Just like its themeâ
âHe ignites the abyss with his rage.â
I hope youâll ignite todayâs livestream with that same passion.
Vein: As you wish, my lady.
Wang Qing:
Since Mr. Vein is so enthusiastic,
why donât you introduce your character first?
Vein:
As a diligent and responsible god,
I spend every day listening to the prayers of my followers
and granting their wishes.
For example, these little ones kept begging to play with humans,
so I allowed them to descend to the mortal world and make friends.
Lu Guang: (sighs)
Vein:
They got along wonderfully.
Unfortunately, there was one human who missed the party.
Perhaps out of resentment, he barged into my divine temple.
Although his way of greeting me was rather impolite,
I generously invited him into my domain for the after-party.
Who wouldâve thought he was hiding such an evil power within him?
I supposeâŚ
Whether youâre a god or a human,
you can never afford to be too kind.
âŚWhatâs wrong?
Wang Qing:
A completely self-centered way of thinking.
Showing âkindnessâ without the slightest concern for the harm it causes others.
That really is the perfect interpretation
of the God of Pride you portrayed in the MV.
Vein: Thank you for the compliment.
Wang Qing: However, I imagine Lu Guang has a rather different interpretation of this story.
Lu Guang:
The âevil powerâ he mentionedâŚ
was actually the power of a god.
The power left behind by the previous godâŚ
that was entrusted to me.
Funny, isnât it?
Wang Qing:
No.
Iâm just a little surprised.
I thought a setting like this might feelâŚ
a little too chuunibyou for you.
Thatâs how young people describe it these days, right?
Lu Guang: Iâve participated in clubs like that before.
Wang Qing:
My apologies.
A hidden power⌠quietly protecting the mortal worldâŚ
yet failing to save the person most precious to you.
Thatâs quite a tragic role.
Though⌠these people look rather familiar.
Vein:
His friends heard there would be fight scenes.
They came early just to watchâ
and even insisted on making a cameo appearance.
Wang Qing: I heard there were quite a few spectators cheering you on from off set during the action scenes.
Lu Guang: Cheng Xiaoshi insisted on dragging Qiao Ling along to join the fun.
Vein: Our Xavier and Felix certainly werenât any quieter.
Wang Qing:
Sadly, in the story, your closest friends have already passed away.
Youâre left to walk the path of vengeance against the gods alone.
Dragged into the abyss,
those painful memories replay before your eyes.
But in that moment of despairâŚ
the power within you finally awakens.
Lu Guang:
No.
Those memories only strengthened my resolve to take revenge.
Wang Qing: Oh?
Lu Guang:
Lower his guard.
Lure out his true form.
Then deliver the final blow.
That was my plan all along.
Vein:
How cunning.
Lu Guang:
Whether youâre a godâŚ
or a humanâŚ
you should pay the price for the evil youâve committed.
That is the true heart of this story.
Vein: It sounds like youâre talking about more than just the story.
Lu Guang: Iâm merely stating the facts.
Wang Qing:
Well! The atmosphere has finally heated up.
Unfortunately,
both todayâs program and this story have come to an end.
Iâm really looking forward to seeing your live performance of âUnforgivenâ at the festival.
Iâm sure itâll be even more intense than the music video.
Thank you all for watching.
For all the latest festival updates, stay tuned to âclick LINK!â
Weâll see you next time!
Lu Guang:
Thank you all for watching.
See you at the venue.
Vein: Bye-bye~
They're so stupid đ Lu Guang was sitting closer to Vein at first, and then he moved further away! They're like a divorced couple
I have a mutual who is German and sometimes posts / reblogs in German. I like to get these translated, even if it is just Google, so I can be in in their jokes. Turns out I enjoy German humour. Also, Tumblr is now just offering me other posts in German.
Guess I've got to learn German now, coz Tumblr said so.

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Fun fact: if you know at least two languages, you can help other people by translating stuff for free! It's genuinely the easiest way to help others, you don't even need to leave your house. Hell, you can probably do it in your spare time while waiting for the bus or sitting on the toilet, and it's healthier than scrolling!
How, you may ask? Here are just the simplest ways that I could think of off the top of my head:
Translate articles on Wikipedia (or any smaller wiki)
Translate song lyrics on Musixmatch
Use platforms like Crowdin, Weblate or Translatewiki to help translate open source software
Email the owner of your favourite small website and ask them if they need a translation (sometimes it works!)