still on my bullshit.

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

You can't even do somnophilia anymore because of woke

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

Tell me how the grass grows Music Man

This genuinely looks like a GooseBumps cover

World Heritage Post

artists drawing Aboriginal Australian Miku for the international Miku trend I would lay down my life for you

if I was assaulted and some tiktoker made a video for their stupid fucking true crime page and said I was “graped” I would send them anthrax in the mail

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.