Undead by Nature, Unmatched in Skill

itz more relevant than ever iz th thing. Don;t eat the food itz poison food

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

1 I adore faraday cages because they operate by being metal a certain distance apart 2 that act like a net that catches the electrical signals 3 net fishing for electrons at microwave pond and boy are the catches plentiful