Undead by Nature, Unmatched in Skill

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

genuinely wild that billboards are legal, btw. intrusive and distracting advertising with the explicit intent of distracting drivers. and people are just okay with this

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."