i don't want a next life, i just want a nap

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

A poem about loneliness

don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.

Wow I didn’t kno

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

Happy Halloween the 1st!