3% Dirtiest Player

tbh i was rly expecting her to bring out tom holland for umbrella

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

*guy forgetting the word for compromise* uhh what if our choice was bisexual

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

Girls are like “I’m fine!” and then consume thousands of words of fanfiction to cope with their exhausting modern lives

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

Imagine if it was filled with water or something

This looks like an evil giant monster disintegrating after being defeated