...doof.

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

It’s fucking back

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

Hoooolllllyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk IT’S BACK!!!!!!!!!

"Da hat es sich ja doch gelohnt, heute aufzustehen"

my dead wife. the ad free internet

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

The criminal has been apprehended

Will genuinely never stop thinking about the interview where they asked Chris hemsworth mark ruffalo and Halle berry to guess the names of the couple in heated rivalry. And they were like. What’s heated rivalry. And the interviewer explained it to them and one of them went. “closeted hockey players…..? They can’t tell people they play hockey…………….?” Important to remember this exists in the world. #exiting my echo chamber

#wait was this interview where chris hemsworth guessed their names were sam and dean fufjskakfjfjaj

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

Our age of memes is collapsing

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

gorbachev in 1991: our soviet age is collapsing