...doof.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Wow! Local creator discovers new hobby that involves sitting in one place for hours at a time and paying very close attention to tiny details! Surely this will not lead to eye strain or back issues!