I Was Born Pretty, I Been Pretty, I Stay Pretty

Bro didnt even MENTION hullabaloo

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

BREAKING NEWS: screenshots from your phone not an appropriate format for submitting work in college classes.

The one thing I will say for AI is that it's made me much more appreciative of homebrewed bullshit

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

You liked that post cause you down with it.....freak.