the hum goes on forever

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

I’m ready and waiting for the day my life gets to start :)

……it started? ………..and I’m doing this with it…? ………………………….can I do something about it?!

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

his fish too big for his goddamn he

Nothing makes you think My One Precious Life. My One Precious Life Is Slipping Away And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It. quite like working a job does

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

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Not to mention the worst of them all: “taking things literally.”