the hum goes on forever

You know how they have a badge for mutual and following? They should also make one for follower because I can't tell whether this blog is a stranger, someone who shows up very infrequently in my notes, or a treasured follower that decided to change their entire blog scheme. And I would like to know. because I am curious

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

Heyyy is this Domino's? Heyy I was just wondering if you could come to my house and shoot me in the head