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poly shipping is so much fun. you can take any ship & just throw another guy in there for a new flavor & dynamic. you can just throw another guy in there. just throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there
my body knows something that i donāt and i canāt get her to talk to me
what is the secret to staying actually HAPPILY married for so long?
you gotta marry a weird little freak that commits to you and the bit and that's IT
Like my husband doesn't not ever EVER text me "on my way" or "headed home"
He made a sticker of that one cat meme and he just sends that every
single
time
And I laugh every single day.
That's it that's that secret.
It's this one
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
#Donāt forget āwhat if puppetry was treated as a serious artformā (via @specialagentartemis)
and "what if love wasn't always romance"

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"We're not supposed to be honest when people ask us how we are?"
Uhm.. Actually, you can be. There's a lot of people who are honest when answering that question. They just do it in ways that don't come across so upsetting or depressing.
Many people sugarcoat their answers to be more palatable for a greeting, or for a start of a conversation. It can also just be a polite way of giving others an out for a potential depressing conversation they may not want to be a part of.
These responses usually come in forms like, - "How are you?/How's it going?" - "Could be better." "It's definitely going." "I'm still alive." "I'm getting there." "New day, new problems." "Well, I'm still here." "Same old." "It's not all sunshine." "It's moving along". "It is what it is." "Not great but I'll survive." "Hoping tomorrow comes quickly." And many more responses like this. These are all ways of basically saying "Things are kinda/very shit at the moment for me". But they just don't go into detail about it. They are being honest, without the extra information.
If the other person doesn't want to go further into this then they may just responed with something like "I feel you", or "That's relatable", or "Yeh, that's life". Which are basically ways of saying "I acknowledge things aren't easy right now", without having to go into a conversation about it. Not everyone has the emotional energy to deal with conversations like that in that moment and that's okay.
Honesty doesn't need to come with the extra information. A lot of people won't give the extra information and that's the difference.
is this gonna get me fired you think
this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that
worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever
a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world
many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

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fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter š¤¦āāļø
Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again
Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?
Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

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everybody: youāve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!
medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. youāre a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. thatās the only reason youād be disappointed in the care youāre receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we donāt have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.
You know how they have a badge for mutual and following? They should also make one for follower because I can't tell whether this blog is a stranger, someone who shows up very infrequently in my notes, or a treasured follower that decided to change their entire blog scheme. And I would like to know. because I am curious