the hum goes on forever

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

you're a beautiful talented woman in the 1970s or 80s and you're on tv with the muppets

[nodding limply with drone-like obedience] I'm a beautiful talented woman in the 1970s or 80s. And I'm on tv with the muppets.

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.