The Diary of a Something

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

I've spent enough time with object fuckers to develop opinions. I do think it's gauche when a robot has simulated tits. Its more erotic when they have some functional mechanical component that merely suggests tits.

USB nipples are not necessary, but still appreciated

“I just feel like I’m not firing on both cylinders lately” — guy who does not imagine himself with a lot of horsepower to begin with

the numbers this is doing on chronically ill tumblr are equivalent to having a personal post tagged “harry dubois”

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

They should enforce a Being Alive that's Free

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

based on what?

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

le miserable. there's just one of him

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

but not all things.