most unusual, so peculiar

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

thank you for 14 followers

thank you for 13 followers

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.