most unusual, so peculiar

yes labubus are gambling

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

i’m not chronically online i’m chronically on tumblr it’s different

Burger queen divorced him

my dead wife. the ad free internet

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit