most unusual, so peculiar

image: "He made a noise that was technically a response but linguistically useless". end ID.

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

"Lol" said the scorpion, "Lmao"

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

i don’t wanna train my eyes to spot AI, i wanna train my eyes to spot beautiful yuri created by my beloved mutuals

when someone recommends me a new tv show i feel like an aging widower who people keep encouraging to remarry but he refuses to because he loves his dead wife so much. and the dead wife is succession

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us