most unusual, so peculiar

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once