we all have a hunger

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

rock bottom but i have a shovel

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes