we all have a hunger

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.

Public infrastructure projects should only be funded if they involve the destruction of at least one Harry Potter locale.

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

you only like me for who I am