we all have a hunger

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

when people die early in a story but their death sets the tone for the whole story and to an extent sets everything in motion even if the story isn’t about their death… that’s good shit right there!

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

Sometimes the ship aint your taste but the freaks who create the art for it are so goddamn skilled that you end up liking it by proxy... and thats truly what fandom is about

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

Dude last night was a one note post

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing