we all have a hunger

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

there's art inside me trying to get out