we all have a hunger

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

I think if I never subscribed in the first place I should not get an email.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

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i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water