we all have a hunger

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

I think if I never subscribed in the first place I should not get an email.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000