A Problematic Mind Palace

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

#gonna mentally pair this with that post about how elizabeth heralds death #every man she kisses shortly afterwards dies at sea #and she sees the ghostly black pearl as a girl when no one else does #and at the start of the story elizabeth - the sea’s own psychopomp - sees will floating past and sounds the alarm to save him #and she falls in love with the one man the sea will never kill (@aethersea​)

i love them forever

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH. LOVELY.

Why is this so incredible?

#Please little bird

the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!