Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

certified door post

Let’s devote ourselves to the construction of something great and terrible!

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

that Vonnegut quote about his uncle who would say, uncringing, on a picnic or some other moment something like "isn't this nice" and oh fuck. Isn't this nice 🫂

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)