Per Aspera Ad Inferi

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

stop wasting space and add another

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife