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hobi  (cr. 3, 6) 

aries: when voted most likely to start an argument replied “i like peace… my favourite bird is the pigeon” 

taurus: translating jins whole ass sentence into “strong power, thank you”

gemini: “thats not me fellas”

cancer: “shy guy monu”

leo: “i’m cutie patootie”

virgo: trying to cut an onion and failing

libra: when he laughs like “AHAHAHA”

scorpio: that time when jungkook was singing and joon joined in like “baby” n jk just chOked

sagittarius: the absolute constant fiddling joon does in his vlives 

capricorn: people ignoring his high-fives/handshakes so he reciprocates it for himself

aquarius: “people tell me not to cook, drive, or touch anything for the sake of world peace”

Aries: “worry about yourself” “do you boo”

Taurus: “just relax, take a chill pill”

Gemini: “yes....no....... idk maybe”

Cancer: “can you not raise your voice at me?”

Leo: “im a leo btw”

Virgo: “ can i give you some advice?” “Im here to help”

Libra: “i need to hear both sides” “it depends...”

Scorpio: “ok but if we do it my way...”

Sagittarius: “... I’ll look up flights”

Capricorn: “i need to go to the bank rn”

Aquarius: “did you hear about the wars going on rn?”