Land of Forest and Chills

Drift and Rodimus making out sloppy style. They're drooling into each other's mouths and smearing oral lubricant over each other's derma and groping and grinding and they're also probably Robot High. Kissing with tongue and moaning when they taste each other on their glossas and then kissing some more until they're dizzy

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

to combat the societal compulsion for trans girls to top i think we should begin to introduce topbreaking to girls who clearly don’t enjoy topping anyway. fuck her so hard she can’t form sentences and tease her for how she can’t even get hard and it was laughably silly of her to think she could ever top you with that pathetic thing anyway