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If there's a boss baby does that mean there is employee babies too like do they have to write resumes and stuff. I haven't seen the movie

I bet there's also scab babies. That's really fucked up

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

The appeal of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was that it was a show about a three person friend group made up entirely of the one homie who's not gonna make it

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.