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If there's a boss baby does that mean there is employee babies too like do they have to write resumes and stuff. I haven't seen the movie

I bet there's also scab babies. That's really fucked up

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

The appeal of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was that it was a show about a three person friend group made up entirely of the one homie who's not gonna make it

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

The real divide in the Legend of Zelda fandom is the one between folks who'd be perfectly happy to see Princess Zelda leading a mainline title versus folks who specifically want a mainline game featuring girl!Link.

Why not have both?

This is not a framing that has any room for "both". If you're asking for both, you're not one of the people who would be satisfied with simply seeing Zelda get more mainline lead time, so you're in the second bin.

Character swap? You play as Zelda going on an adventure to save girl link?

Still "specifically want[ing] a mainline game featuring girl!Link".

two protagonists. half of the story follows Zelda and the other half follows girl!Link.

Still "specifically want[ing] a mainline game featuring girl!Link".

A puzzle-solving game where Zelda spends a thirty-hour playtime attempting to parse a straightforward sentence.