As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
Cosimo Galluzzi
Claire Keane

if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
almost home

Doug Jones

izzy's playlists!

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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!

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The Stonewall Inn
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985

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Even centaurs think horses are assholes
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
her crew turns into pigs.
She... stays the same.
I thought I got laid off during work today and it happened during a recorded meeting and the recording of my reaction is funny honestly. I look like I'm over-acting for a casting call.
Outlook sends me push notifications on my phone for meetings when it's 15 minutes before the meeting start time
2:50 I'm in an ongoing meeting and I notice my phone buzz. I glance at it
Outlook notification that says "1:1 with [my full first name] [my last name] @3:05"
My only standing 1:1 meeting is with my manager
Not this day of the week, not this time, not titled like this
Ruling that out, for a meeting I did not expect and did not recognize, my next and most immediate assumption was "fuck. fuck it's a layoff snipe. they just put this on my calendar and it's a layoff snipe"
You can see this in my expression as I'm, on camera, frantically pulling up my work calendar
4 seconds into this I suddenly remember the new principal engineer in our org who, a few weeks back, scheduled a flurry of 1:1 meetings with other engineers in the org to meet/break the ice
I had, weeks ago, been like "yeah sure whatever. accept."
Me on camera full mouth-open head-tilt-back "OH" expression
I turned my camera off after another like 4 seconds because my face was not going back to normal
Had meeting with new principal engineer. He used to work on Club Penguin.
I FINALLY FINISHED IT!! Oh my god it took me SO MANY HOURS but I am SO HAPPY with how it turned out. The file size is MASSIVE and I'm surprised my drawing tablet survived (with many crashes along the way). I hope it doesnt look too pixelly with how robust and CHONKY it is, but either way, ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR, YE GAYS:
Part of why this took me so damn long was because i for some reason INSIST on COLOURING EVRYTHING instead of just doing it as lines only or greyscale like a SANE PERSON... BUT I LOVE COLOUR DAMN IT!
Anyways... There will be more. That is another threat.
Also: this is like the 3rd time I've tried posting this cus I'm still figuring out how this app works... Spare me 🤣

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Vilest Villain Contest! Round 5! Part 1!
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
The Dread Powers (The Magnus Archives)
The Dread Powers art by @pisscentral
my horrible horrible wife (regency twink obsessed with horrors beyond human comprehension)
Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important
that was your joker arc
Imagine a world in which tom Holland was hot, that would be interesting
I should be studied but rather because I am the only correct person

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the ship Demeter having a bad time on July 30
Reanimated a scene from the transformer movie to celebrate its 40th anniversary
It's part of the Transformer: Re-Traumatized collab
Which you should definitely watch here
how it genuinely feels
fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦♀️
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)
Ahh many many scarecrows!!! these were fun!!! i have to say my favorite ones are the Year One and Scarebeast. which are your favorites? -DO NOT repost or upload on another site without my permission-

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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen
Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.
An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in people exposed to the SARS-CoV-2 virus at home, according to trial results published today in the New England Journal of Medicine1. The drug could be a lifeline for those who still face real danger from the virus, such as care-home residents or transplant recipients on immune-suppressing medication.
There are good things happening in the world.
You can read about it here without a paywall.
Households exposed to COVID-19 now have an oral drug specifically cleared to prevent infection after contact with a sick person. The FDA listed Xocova, the brand name for ensitrelvir, as a 2026 novel drug approval for post-exposure prophylaxis of COVID-19 following contact with an infected individual. The decision fills a gap that has persisted since the pandemic’s early years: until now, no oral antiviral carried an FDA-approved indication for prevention rather than treatment.