welcome to the gallery of loves' souvenirs

every single year there is some headline like 30 children vaporised into ashes in record heatwave and the most unpleasant person u have ever met is like "they could NOT handle texas 🤣"

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

#toymakers are in many ways the van helsings of whimsy. (via @mordredsheart)

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

….yeah me too.

Me three.

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

ngl i hate the idea that estrogen is some passive force compared to testosterone. estrogen is the reason im 5'3 while my brother is 6' foot. Estrogen is the reason i have triple D breasts that are impossible to bind and have to save 12k to get them cut off. Estrogen is the reason i have to manually lower my voice to be taken seriously. In the wrong body, estrogen is just as much as a poison as testosterone is

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

I just want to highlight just how ol’ timey this racism is. The subject line “snipe hunt is over, the moon crickets are in the field bag” should not be overlooked because moon crickets is a slur used against black slaves who would get to together and sang hymns at night. This is an antebellum racial slur, and I get the feeling this is just a continuation of that tradition. Not an evolution of anti-black racism. It’s the same racism and these rich whiteys were just incubated from progressing it.

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

yes let's give these vets with PTSD an extra ten years cause why not

^me accidentally defending a child molester because I respect the troops so much