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u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

@bovineblogger

@preyingmantisnt bitch you changed your url and didnt tell me i was scared to ask who ur ass was

teehee its not my fault ur blind

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

scientist quarterback throws a hail mary

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen