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eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

#BOOOO

temporalreverie

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temporalreverie

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

hymneminium

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

hymneminium

The Heathcliff man-eating giant comics are so good

hymneminium

It's common for newspaper comic characters to have a gimmick, like how Garfield hates mondays and Ignatz Mouse throws bricks and so on. And readers can tune in at any point, so each episode has to both set up the pattern and confirm it. It's funny even if it's your first time but if you've seen it before then you also get the joy of recognition.

So then Heathcliff has a "man-eating giant" character whose gimmick is that he eats human flesh, and the comics lay out that he eats human flesh and he doesn't eat anything else and the humans fear for their lives:

But of course you never see him eat any mans. It has this almost koanic quality

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02/20/2026

mazjin

movedbacktomymain

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

#i havw to reblog this every time i see it

bloodfreezer

#pilotredsun-core #and that's high praise

strawberry-crocodile

scifi alien soup star trek star wars mass effect type setting where everyone mockingly calls humans "squeebus" and it turns out that most planets have a sort of eel-like animal called a squeebus that has a human face on it

strawberry-crocodile

whenever a human struggles with something there's a playful trombone motif that plays to indicate that this is squeebus-based humor

benwarheit

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

#world heritage post

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apollo-cackling

extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

apollo-cackling

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

#people definitely live without questioning any part of their lives for a very long time until something actively disrupts it

theblackparadeisdead

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Denier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Replier

ammnontet

something's coming

#higurashi no naku koro ni

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

erogame

speedlimit15

#really good bit for just about any environment

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innerchildabortionclinic

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

bagelbarr0n

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

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