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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now
Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.
Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.
Frog: turns around and eats the bug.
Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.
I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before
When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

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Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags
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#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right
Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.
These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.
You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".
Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.
summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.
Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".
A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.
The Heathcliff man-eating giant comics are so good
It's common for newspaper comic characters to have a gimmick, like how Garfield hates mondays and Ignatz Mouse throws bricks and so on. And readers can tune in at any point, so each episode has to both set up the pattern and confirm it. It's funny even if it's your first time but if you've seen it before then you also get the joy of recognition.
So then Heathcliff has a "man-eating giant" character whose gimmick is that he eats human flesh, and the comics lay out that he eats human flesh and he doesn't eat anything else and the humans fear for their lives:
But of course you never see him eat any mans. It has this almost koanic quality
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It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time
scifi alien soup star trek star wars mass effect type setting where everyone mockingly calls humans "squeebus" and it turns out that most planets have a sort of eel-like animal called a squeebus that has a human face on it
whenever a human struggles with something there's a playful trombone motif that plays to indicate that this is squeebus-based humor
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works
like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

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Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier
Call this guy the Mark Denier
Call this guy the Mark Replier
something's coming