horse discourse

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

I glomped a man in reno just to hear him squee

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

The combination of good kush + alcohol

source? i felt it in my heart

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.