where he goes to think and break bottles

we kill the bat man

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world