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God I love scientists so much what do you MEAN they made 3D glasses for a praying mantis

#wildlife biology #biology #ecology #science #entomology

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Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

teaboot

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

Just traded out my muck wetlands (busted)(too big in the boot so that the calf fit)(gave me blisters) with muck chore xl’s with the adjustable calf strap and holy SHIT what a quality of life increase

#also if you’re like ANYWHERE close to SE Ohio go to the actual Rocky Boot outlet #the pair was literally $50 #wildlife biology #wildlife science #ecology #ecologist #field work #environmental science #biology

Anna subtly breaking character in the middle of her and Vic wrestling over the gun to start singing “they both reached for the gun” just about killed me. The subconscious theatre kid just floated right up to the surface

#side note but my god does she kill on vip #she really just disappears into a role #vip #very important people #dropout #dropout tv #anna garcia #vic michaelis #they both reached for the gun #chicago #theatre kid #theatre

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I am STRUGGLING to make it through this episode of New Girl where Winston is doing things with bells that are not only obviously not him, but also Literally Impossible bc he’s hitting more notes than bells in hand.

I wish I could just temporarily delete knowledge sometimes it’s always the most niche details that take me right out of a show or movie

#this DIRECTLY after the episode where Paul is fake playing a violin extremely badly #like yes I get that since I play violin I’m obviously going to notice easier but like #make an effort to at least slightly match the music?#or match the music to the physicality in post?#new girl #jessica day

I am living an ecologist’s DREAM.

My organization just said they’d pay for all of us to get a WHOLE SET of professionally treated tick gear, I am LOSING IT

Pants, shirt, and gaiters!!!!

Up to 70 washes!!!

No longer will I have to spray and dry my field clothes every 6 field days!!!

#the downside is that this is because we saw 15 lone stars in 2 hours the last time we went out #BUT A WIN IS A WIN #Lyme and alpha-gal will have to wait another day #ecology #field work

#IamTeor

#obsessed with his vibe this episode #critical role spoilers #critical role #critical role campaign 4 #critrole liveblog #cr liveblog #cr c4 #teor pridesire

floating-on-byyy

Demoralizing ass-bruise from falling the fuck over

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

#humans are so endlessly funny #<- prev #I do a gymnastics salute whenever I almost fall but catch myself #the more stupid the slip the better

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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

cosmichorrorlesbians

ttrpg games are insane and make you insane in ways that are fundamental and irreparable. sometimes the best piece of fiction you will ever experience will happen to you and your friends over two to five years of your life. it will be your work and their work and yet somehow exist between and beyond you all. there will only be like three or five of you in the room and nobody else will ever be able to experience this in the way you did. it will be ephemeral and immediate and it will occasionally make you feel so bad you see hell. fuck. what a concept

bandydear

Jadzia to Curzon: get back in the worm you gross old fuck

Just watched the episode “Destiny” and this is all I could think the whole time

#girl you met them DAY ONE and established that they know past present and future #WHY are you questioning this- like yes question the interpretation of it but not ALL OF IT #star trek #deep space nine #star trek ds9 #ds9 #st ds9 #benjamin sisko #sisko #ds9 s3 e15 ‘Destiny’

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pippinstook

i just KNOW they would've loved minecraft...

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

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