Could You Call Cats A Meowsical?

You best start believing in Pirates of the Caribbean, miss Turner. You're in [Pirates of the Caribbean] one.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

Ive always really liked this line because it works so well. Not just as an evocative and easy to grasp way to understand the eldritch horror Bilbo is experiencing, but because it is such a Hobbit way to explain it. Of course a people that cherish food and cheer would use a food metaphor to describe the effects of an evil artifact older than their civilization.